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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

Posted 1 day ago
disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

Posted 1 day ago
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darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

Posted 1 day ago

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

avatar-style:

john-barowman:

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

second breakfast?

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

*throws apple at your face*

(Source: jadefyre)

Posted 1 day ago

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

Posted 1 day ago

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

Posted 1 day ago
julstorres:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

g7thebeatmaker:

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

I love circles they’re all similar 

This was created by Andrew Kepert using the typesetting language TikZ.
I don’t know why/how it *works*, though.

it works because the angles the squares are at imply the circles are turning inwards to spirals rather than continuing on in smooth orbits

julstorres:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

g7thebeatmaker:

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

I love circles they’re all similar 

This was created by Andrew Kepert using the typesetting language TikZ.

I don’t know why/how it *works*, though.

it works because the angles the squares are at imply the circles are turning inwards to spirals rather than continuing on in smooth orbits

Posted 1 day ago

pettyartist:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

randommakings:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.

“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”

Literally the GREATEST THING I have ever seen! Oh my God, the fact that they stayed in character and kept puppeteering the whole time. I’M CRYING!

The fact that this video now has 8,000+ notes makes me so damn happy.

Praise jesus someone posted this— they’re literally the best.  It’s even funnier when you know what Ma’s voice ACTUALLY sounds like in the movie and then you hear Frank Oz doing essentially a scratchtape version of it for the actual filming.  

Posted 1 day ago

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

Posted 1 day ago