Posted 9 hours ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 1 day ago
bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

Posted 3 days ago

The warning at the beginning of Fight Club (1999) 

(Source: nozhs)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Posted 5 days ago

all-the-gl0wing-eyes:

Air Cather, Version 2

Posted 5 days ago

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

Posted 6 days ago

tomhardyist:

Twenty One Pilots - The Pantaloon (Live from the LC) [x]

Posted 1 week ago

buckybisexualbarnes:

Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Fucking losers I swear to god

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

I met Shawn Ashmore (Iceman) at comic con yesterday and he was honestly the coolest guy

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

(Source: iamnevertheone)